Not a lot to say tonight.Ive had a very quiet week played bowls and just recovering and had a much needed rest, after all the parties and travelling back and forth from Melbourne over the last few weeks.
Now on with a little laughter.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.....
.I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
HA ! HA ! HA
A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up but just needed to put the dog out, when the taxi arrived.
However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house.
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening
Life is short!
Break the rules!
. And never regret anything
that made you smile
Have a Great Weekend CHEERS \_/\_/\_/
Labels: Humour - Mixed